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So... you maybe wondering "why am I here?" well, the answer lys deep in the dark noisey corners of your subconsious, & the only way there is through THIS SITE. So punk up & get stuck in coz theres an awful lot of stoltzucation between you & the truth!
Well, now that you've had your big pre-battle motivational speech, perhaps a little guide through the site would be nice? So... what will you find??? Well first up, obviously you have this, the News Page, containing zombie synthesizers.... (well no, obviously its the news heh) you'll find any news items of cool stoltz developments & info relseased first here. Also, for all you twitties out there, you'll find the stoltz twitter box, obviously containing up to date twitts on all the random stoltzezentic stoltzications. You'll also find a link to our Calendar Page, and a very simple mailing list subscription "button" that literally just needs your e-mail address... (which will qualify you for a FREE Stoltz track straight off the bat!) Past that, you have our Shop Page, which of course features all our tracks available to buy. And now to my personal favourite part of the site... Stoltz TV (presented by Station Media, for all your electro monkey animated needs!). This quite literally has over 3 HOURS (!) First up you have our slection of Music Videos, the FULL archive of our very special featurette series, more live videos than you can shake a tree of monkeys at, the very cool & inovative 9INES Series, a cool documentary page for some special projects we produce, the (at)odds (but definately NOT)ends page of videos the malgatude collection... all in all there is a zoos worth of video content, most of which is BRAND NEW & EXCLUSIVE to the website! Then we have the blogs page, let you all know what we're thinking... doing.... eating... smelling like... yadda yadda yadda (plus a few bio like things). our calender (for live dates, music & video releases) some pictures, a page I'm very interested in... the E-village, with a forum & a guest book, so you can drop in & let us all know what ya think to the music, videos, gigs, the site, our mums, the economy, Ribena vs orange.... a direct contact page, & a few places we like to look at when we're looking at things... you guessed it.... its a links page. Lastly guys... this site is LOADED with secret stuff we call "stoltz eggs". On every page (if not more) there'll be secret links to special pages that aren't obvious, & will contain lots of special cool stuff that isnt anywhere else on the site :) So keep ya eyes peeled & yoru mouse pointer... pointing sharp! Thanks for comin... now go punk our website! |
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all about the strungso... did another version of snow reently, which came out particually well! quite an interesting peice considing my new years resolution that I would write more hard music this year. anyways, its availilble in the "new tunes" player above, & also the sites main player now. enjoy gramaphone playerjust a quickie... chucked up an ambient very of snow up on the site a old years ravefigured I'd drop that new tune I've mentioned. its a fast one with a little balls. back to teh old ways methinks :) need to ALOT more tunes like this in the new year. anyways, enjoy! "Im on Mumma-Futhing FaceBOOK"hay guys... just uploaded the fun little peice I did with berkshirian comedian Robin Shaw. its called "Facebook" & its about parlimentry debaite proceedure........ (if you belive that, then you should be an MP LOL) so check it out in the News Pages "Newest tunes" music player, & enjoy! I hate the way you orbithad to settle sumin... (lets see if you notice) |
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